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On Saturday, June 13, the Smallest Penis in Brooklyn Pageant will return to Bushwick.
According to Brokelyn, the popular event will be held at the Kings County Saloon. Although the event is a little over two weeks away, judges are still searching for contestants.
During the third annual showcase, men with tiny packages will show off their goods during swimsuit, evening wear and talent segments. There will also be a Q&A segment that the men are expected to participate in. This year’s winners will be awarded $500 as well as a sash and crown.
Those who know of men who aren’t ashamed to flaunt what they’re working with are asked to head over to ShipADick.com to submit a nomination. Men who wish to partake in the June event can also nominate themselves. Oh yeah, if you’re in the New York area and this is your thing, tickets are currently on sale for $5.00. They will be priced at $10.00 on the day of the event. According to Gothamist, VIP tables are also available complete with “penis kitten service and backstage passes.”
Although the event organizers seem to be approaching the pageant from a comical angle, it seems that the overall goal is to celebrate small penises and promote body confidence, which is cool, considering how much value society places on being well endowed.
